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My PERFECT Birthday Present is for YOU

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I really think it’s my mom who deserves to be celebrated on my birthday since she’s the one that did all the work.  That being said, I’ve been know to try to talk my family, (my husband in particular,) into letting me extend the celebration of my birthday, (primarily in the form of donuts and restaurant breakfasts,) into the week before, and after November 6th.

Since today is November 2nd, it certainly fits within this reasonable time-frame. I’ve already eaten a bag of the Moose Munch that my mom sent me for my birthday present, and there are FOUR more to go, so I am more than covered in the present department.

(primarily in the form of donuts and restaurant breakfasts)

But what about YOU?! What can I get YOU for my birthday? After all, you’ve given me the gift of your time and support all year long so now I want to do something for you.

My favorite gift (aside from Moose Munch) is always books, and I just happen to have some special ones that I know you will love.

For my birthday, I’m going to be giving away a signed copy of

“I Just Want to Be Perfect,”

(see below about all the bonus autographs in this one!)

I Just Want to Be Perfect - The Dusty Parachute

“It’s Really 10 Months – Special Delivery,”

My Perfect Birthday Present - The Dusty Parachute

and

“Martinis & Motherhood – Tales of Wonder, Woe & WTF?!

My Perfect Birthday Present - The Dusty Parachute

It was really a gift to be given the opportunity to have my stories included in each of these books along with many of my favorite writers.

As an added bonus, the copy of “I Just Want to Be Perfect” is also signed by
Jen Mann – People I Want to Punch in the Throat / I Just Want to Pee Alone

Deva Nicole Dalporto – MyLifeSuckers

Jessica Azar – Herd Management

Harmony Hobbs – Modern Mommy Madness

E.R. Catalano – Zoe vs. the Universe

Lisa René LeClair – Sassypiehole

Nicole Leigh Shaw – NicoleLeighShaw.com

Kim Bongiorno – Let Me Start By Saying

Audrey Hayworth – Sass Mouth

Kathryn Leehane – Foxy Wine Pocket

And someone who’s signature looks like this:

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which could be any of these other contributors who I stalked down for their signatures at Blog U earlier this year.

 

Bethany Kriger Thies – Bad Parenting Moments

Julianna Wesby Miner – Rants From Mommyland

LOLA LOLITA – SammichesPsychMeds / MockMom

Alyson Herzig – The Shitastrophy

Erin Dwyer Dymowski – Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms

Tara Wood – Love Morning Wood

Kelcey Kintner – The Mama Bird Diaries

Joelle Wisler – Joelle Wisler, Writer

Christine McDevitt Burke – Keeper of The Fruit Loops

Meredith Spidel – The Mom of the Year

Meredith Gordon – Bad Sandy

Allison Hart – Motherhood, WTF?

Jennifer Lizza – Outsmarted Mommy

Suzanne Fleet – Toulouse and Tonic

AK Turner – Vagabonding with Kids

Robyn Welling – Hollow Tree Ventures

Ashley Fuchs – The Malleable Mom

Kim Forde – The Fordeville Diaries

Chrissy Woj – Quirky Chrissy

Stacey Gill – One Funny Motha

Wendi Aarons – wendiaarons.com

Jen Simon – jensimonwriter.com

Janel Mills – 649.133: Girls, the Care and Maintenance Of.

Hedia Anvar – Gunmetal Geisha

Christine Organ – christineorgan.com

Shya Gibbons – ShyaGibbons

 

So, how do you get your present?  Go visit my Facebook post about this birthday present and comment with your idea for the perfect birthday present.  That’s it! You can enter through November 6th, and then whenever I wake up from celebrating on Monday morning, I’ll use a random number generator to choose the winner of each book.

Thank you again for the gift of your support this past year!

xo – Susanne

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