My First NaNoWriMo Doggy Style Romance Novel – The Dusty Parachute

Holy shit, this passage has SO MANY LEVELS! First of all, yes, the math does add up to the 62 pups referenced on the previous page, thank you very much. Also, despite my fondness for over-using e’s, I managed to nail the spelling of “seizure”. But, enough patting myself on the back…..what in the actual hell?!? My story clearly shows that I had a firm understanding of the fact that kids can just be the worst but how did my teacher not see earlier drafts of this masterpiece and not pull me aside and suggest, “maybe not so much with the abuse and seizures.” I have a feeling my mom slept with one eye open after I brought this home.